I’m just a simple mango… no, I’m a goddamn clown for doing this!!
I feel like I have a bit to explain before we go into this experience. There are a lot of messages that I sent my friends in here and also just some thoughts that I wrote down on my phone.
DISCLAIMER!!! THERE MAY BE SPOILERS… MOST PROBABLY WILL!!!
I don’t normally watch horror films so this was something new for me. I also am really scared of clowns… so there’s that! So let’s start this experience!
It’s 9pm on a Friday night and I’m questioning why… why am I doing this!!! Why do I hate myself so much?? This is such a bad idea and I’ve not even started the film… I’m sitting on my bed looking at the little box thing in Netflix and I’m already ready to cry!!!
Breathe Ally breathe you can do this… I don’t think I can do this.
What is this?? Oh my god!!! Fucking creepy child singing saying nursery rhyme whatever no nope no stop it!!! Earphones was a bad decision!! Not even a minute in and I’m petrified… how am I meant to watch 2h 14m of this and it getting dark outside I don’t like this!!
This was a bad decision. I made a bad choice… I can do this. I can do this. My skin doesn’t feel like it’s crawling and I want to scratch/peel it off. That is the most menacing smilie face I’ve seen drawn on a fucking window.
Nice fake cough Bill! Yeah vomit coming out of your nose is disgusting Bill!
Don’t go in the fucking cellar… Georgie don’t do it. Stop rushing him Bill! Your not the one going in the fucking Cellar of death! Of course the fucking light doesn’t work.
OMG! OMG! OMG! THERE’S SOMETHING SOMEONE A FUCKING THING IN THE CELLAR. YES, I’VE PAUSED THE FUCKING FILM BECAUSE IM PETRIFIED! FUCK ME!!! FUCKING GLOWING LOOKING EYE SHIT
MY ANXIETY IS GOING TO SUFFER… HAHAHAHA. IM SAYING IS GOING TO WHEN IT ALREADY IS!!
Why are there creepy noises. 🥺🥺 Someone come save me not even 5 minutes in and I’m scared.
BILL NEXT TIME YOU GET THE FUCKING WAX!
Why is he going out on his own? If that was me best be knowing I would’ve been beaten or given a million questions, laughed at and then sent back to my room!!
Fucking child leaving on his own. Like walkie talkies gonna do shit Bill.
Running in the rain with your yellow raincoat. Georgie needs to be more spacial awareness, running into a fucking roadworks block.
Running after a paper boat. Oh god it went down the storm drain fuck we all know what happens now. Oh god why? I know what’s gonna happen and yet I’m scared !
There’s mother fucking glowing orange eyes in the fucking storm drain. Georgie I think you should worry less about Bill going to kill you because your paper boat that can be made again went down the goddamn storm drain and more about what’s in there!!! The fucking monster in the drain… the mother fucking clown of my soon to be nightmares!!!
Get you priorities in check Georgie!!!
You know what the worse thing is?
I’m not even fucking 10 minute in and I’m scared and Jay won’t pick up her phone!
I have decided for my anxiety and mental health I’m going to watch this film in daylight hours not with headphones.
Tis now the daylight hours of 10:20. And I am back at the nightmare. After a night of anxiety and restless sleeping I’m deciding to torture myself some more… honestly, why do I hate myself so much!
No, no I don’t want it back. Keep the boat its all yours my friend!!
PENNYWISE CAN FUCK OFF WITH HIS CREEPY LAUGH… DAYLIGHT DOESNT MAKE IT BETTER!!
Why is the clown in the meat shop. Why?
Poor mike those fucking arseholes!
Dont follow the balloon Don’t follow the eggs
Creepy children’s laughter
FUCK I MADE A MISTAKE WATCHING THIS FILM!
I’m uncomfortable with the creepy pharmacist flirting with the girl who I’m gonna assume is underage… oh god her dad is a fucking creep
Awww Bill such awkward one
Creepy run down house, check. Creepy clown in backyard, check. Why Jesus why?
Drains don’t talk. What the fuck is going on? Beverly has gone insane I would too!!
Bill that’s not Georgie. Bill don’t go down to the mother fucking creepy basement!
Why is the basement flooded oh god why is there something coming out of the water??? Why???
Oh god cleaning the blood soaked bathroom
BILL DONT GO IN THE MOTHER FUCKING CREEPY HOUSE
POOR BILL I FEEL FOR HIM. HOW MUCH HE MISSES GEORGIE. TALK ABOUT BRAVE… but he still stupid for going into the house.
This whole thing is fucked
Don’t touch the clowns
Fuck fuck fuck. Get out the mother fucking house
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
WELL FONE BEVERLY STAB HIM IN THE FACE. FUCK!!! ITS ALL GONE TO HELL
30 minutes left!
It feels like it’s never fucking ending!!!
Fuck off PENNYWISE THE MOTHER FUCKING DANCING CLOWN. MOTHER FUCKING CRAZY PEOPLE!!!!!
I honestly don’t know what’s happening anymore
Fucking kill your fears! Kill them all. Is PENNYWISE the mother fucking dancing clown dead?
Georgies yellow raincoat 🥺😢
I feel so much for Bill
I don’t know how to feel anymore.