Getting All My Shit Together!!

Okay, so I feel like I have done this type of post many time but honestly I am already on the path to get my shit together. So this is going to be a series of posts and I don’t know how long this will be going on for. I am not going to lie I don’t think this will be a series that is going to end anytime soon because let’s face it I am just a hot mess!

At the moment we are facing a bit of a shit show and I have decided to seize this opportunity! What’s the thing parents always say…

I believe when life gives you lemonsyou should make lemonade…and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

My Mother… I’m sure someone else said it first but oh well!

I always have to responses to this. The first one is –

When life gives you lemons, take out the salt and the shot-glasses and fill them up with tequila.

Teodora Kostova

The second one is –

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager!

Portal 2

Seriously, though this is a shitty situation and it is important to take it as it comes because there isn’t a lot we can do about it. All we really can do it do what we can to make it a bit more bearable… even though I hate to admit this my mum may just be right! We can’t give back these lemons as much as we may want to.

My plan for my life doesn’t really exist and I’m very much winging it! Times are getting hard and are only going to get hard as things go on. So, now is a really important time for me to get all my shit in that bag and get rid of it! By the time this quarantine is over I need enough of my shit together that I can function in society again! Not that I was doing that well to start with before this whole thing happened.

Okay, so the first thing to do is to create a list… an extensive list that is going to make me want to procrastinate for the rest of my life, but I will do it! I will power through my need to procrastinate and actually do the things I have been putting off!

I want to go from this –

To this –

So I can give my self –

So, this series of posts will be me semi holding myself accountable for getting shit done and getting my life together!

LET’S GET STARTED!!!!!